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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Ten Infuriating Swindles
 
Before I joined Motley Fool 4½ years ago, I spent fifteen years working in financial services, including a decade practising the dark arts of marketing. In one of my earliest training programmes, I was told that large multinational firms call the UK 'Treasure Island'. This is because we Brits seem happy to put up with far higher prices than our counterparts in Europe, the US and other developed nations.
 
However, I think that the tide has begun to turn, because Britons seems much more clued-up and, as a result, a consumer backlash is building. Nevertheless, perfectly legal rip-offs, cons and swindles still flourish, so here's my rant about the annoying ways that firms pick our pockets (in alphabetical order):
 
1. Booking fees for tickets
Recently, some friends of mine went to a concert at Wembley Arena. Their tickets cost £65, but they had to pay a 'service charge' of £9.95 and a 'processing fee' of £2.75 on top, making a total of £77.70. This extra £12.70 increased the cost of their tickets by a fifth (20%), which is nothing short of scandalous. Some booking agencies and ticket firms charge even higher fees for bookings, credit-card processing, delivery, etc.
 
2. Bottled water
Earlier this week, I set off with my family to see Shrek the Third at the cinema. I was running a bit late, so I didn't have time to prepare a bottle of filtered tap water to take with me. Thus, on the way, I popped into Waitrose to buy a drink. I was stunned by how much bottled water costs: £1.50 for a litre? I don't care if it's been cold-filtered through Madonna's dandruff, I'm not paying that much. Is it a coincidence that Evian is 'naïve' backwards?
 
3. Car servicing and parts
Until October 2003, car manufacturers and dealers were able to fleece drivers through anti-competitive behaviour. By forcing motorists to have their cars serviced at branded garages, they kept the cost of servicing, repairs and maintenance artificially high. However, thanks to the withdrawal of the block exemption agreement, motorists can have their cars serviced wherever they like.
 
For example, my wife's last car service at a local independent garage cost £143, instead of the £255 that Renault quoted, which is a saving of £112. Also, when a headlight bulb needed replacing, the local garage charged a fiver, instead of the £35 plus parts plus VAT that Renault wanted.
 
4. Childcare costs
One of the best examples of a captive audience is British parents, whose wallets and purses seem to be there for the taking. According to the Daycare Trust, British parents pay the highest childcare costs in Europe, yet get far less State support than parents on the Continent do. Furthermore, childcare costs are rising much faster than the general rate of inflation, at around 10% a year.
 
For example, the provider of my son's after-school club recently raised the cost of this service by - wait for it - 50%. In other words, the cost went up by half overnight. One teacher I know was shocked to learn that her childcare bill was to rise by £300 a month, from £600 to £900.
 
5. Cinema food prices
So, off my family went to see Shrek the Third at our local cineplex. Naturally, I refuse to pay the ridiculous prices that cinemas charge for food and refreshments, so I always smuggle in my own snacks and drinks. However, my wife gave in to 'pester power' and paid £3.30 for a small tub of popcorn - roughly enough to fill one of my shoes (I take a size eleven). I could have made more at home for about 20p.
 
6. Hospital car-parking charges
Thanks to an ongoing medical problem, I've been to hospital several times in the past few months. I'm appalled by the sky-high parking fees charged by my local NHS Trust, which are close to £2 an hour, so I take the bus to and from hospital. Some NHS Trusts make over £2 million a year from this wheeze. Charge some of the most vulnerable people in society ludicrous prices to park near their local hospital? disgraceful tax on the sick.
 
7. Motorway service stations
Here's yet another prime example of the 'convenience costs' rule. On the rare occasions when I visit motorway service stations, I'm always shocked at the hefty price mark-ups, especially for meals and snacks. Pay an extra £2 on the high-street price of a burger meal, or an additional 10p on a litre of fuel? No thanks, I prefer to fill up in advance (with food and fuel) and bring a packed lunch with me.
 
8. 'Premium' ranges in supermarkets
Asda has its Extra Special range; Safeway has Best; Sainsbury's has Taste the Difference; and Tesco has its Finest range. These super-premium product lines make billions for UK supermarkets, yet, in most cases, you're simply paying for extra adjectives and slicker packaging, not superior ingredients.
 
In fact, Bob Farrand of the Guild of Fine Food Retailers claims that these top-of-the-range foodstuffs are usually ordinary products, wrapped up in upmarket packaging. Did you know that the producers of this 'classy cuisine' normally make the supermarkets' economy-label goods, often on the same production line for ready meals? Here's another thing: these premium-label foods often contain more fat, salt and sugar than other branded and own-brand products do, making them the unhealthy option.
 
9. School holidays mean peak prices
As a parent of two young children, one of whom is at primary school, I'm forced to take holidays during school vacations. The government works with local education authorities to minimise truancy by ensuring that parents don't take their children out of school for holidays during term time. Hence, demand for holidays during half-terms and school summer holidays soars.
 
For example, earlier this year, I saw a week-long ski trip advertised at £300, but the cost quadrupled to £1,200 the following week, which was half-term for English schools. That's profiteering, if ever I've seen it. Although the government launched the anti-truancy Every Lesson Counts campaign in partnership with various travel firms, this has not been successful, because supply and demand continue to drive the cost of flights, hotels and package holidays.
 
10. The twelve-year-old 'adult'
Here's a simple question: how old must you be to be considered an adult? Most of us would agree that the answer is eighteen, which is the voting age here in the UK. However, theme parks and other family-entertainment resorts take a different view, with most forcing anyone over twelve to pay adult entry prices. What a scam.
 
So, there you have it: ten ways that convenience costs and organisations take advantage of captive audiences. That's the end of my rant: I'm off for a cup of tea and a lie down.

 

 

 
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