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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
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27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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We admired this article by Minette Marrin in the Sunday Times this week (13th March 2011) ...
 

 
Avenging angels come in strange forms these days. Two of them appeared last week in the popular press, with — as the book of Daniel describes them — faces like lightning, eyes like flaming torches and words like the sound of a multitude. But one might easily have failed to recognise them because superficially they seem quite ordinary. One is Stanley Clifton, 31, of Darlington, and the other is Sorche Williams, 19, of West London.
 
Stanley Clifton is a perfect paradigm of welfare man. He has never worked in his life, he has produced four children with a woman who is too depressed to work and he is on incapacity benefit for alcoholism, even though he claims he has not had a drink for a year. All together, the family receives £18,000 a year in benefits, including £100 a week incapacity payment.
 
Last year Clifton was convicted of common assault and sentenced to 100 hours of community service, but he failed twice to turn up, at which point probation workers found him unfit for community service because he was on incapacity benefit. However, last Tuesday he found himself up before Judge John Walford at Teesside crown court. Sentencing Clifton to a three-month supervision order, the judge vented his indignation by accusing him of “sponging off others” and being “the embodiment of the welfare-dependent culture”. Clifton’s response was to demand to know how the “f****** radge [irritating] bastard” would like to look after his four children all day long.
 
Sorche Williams is, as she appeared in the press last week, a perfect paradigm of young welfare woman. Her face is angelic; her approach to life is anything but. With a criminal record for assaulting a policeman, she has never worked. “I get money from my mum and my dad and anyone else who has a job in Britain,” she says without the slightest shame. At the beginning of a BBC3 television documentary in the Working Girls series, she says she can’t be bothered to look for work — it’s “just like being a slave”. Nor can she be bothered to get up: she spends her benefit on drinking in bars and clubs.
 
Extreme cases though they are, Williams and Clifton stand like flaming emblems for the people who depend needlessly on welfare, and feel entitled to do so, at such overwhelming cost to the taxpayer. They are the angels who deliver the awful message that this country has brought upon itself the evils they stand for. Forty years of decadent attitudes have undermined the culture of education, work, self-reliance and self-respect here, and as a result this country has produced a critical mass of people who won’t work and who feel not the slightest shame about it.
 
Nonetheless, I can’t help feeling some sympathy for Clifton and Williams. In exploiting the system as they do, they are each making a rational choice, to use a term sociologists like. So are countless people like them. If the choice is between a tiring, boring, low-paid job on the one hand and getting just as much money for doing nothing — with no blame attached — it is entirely reasonable to choose to take the money and sleep in, or to have lots of lovely babies that someone else will pay for. The welfare state has made it entirely possible for people to waste their own lives and exploit other people’s as a seemingly rational choice.
 
So has the education system. Quite apart from a failing system that leaves countless school-leavers unemployable, there are two ways in which pupils learn to be no-hopers.
 
In the first, they are taught that they are all creative, that they can achieve whatever they want and are entitled to fulfilling, interesting work from the start; therefore they are not obliged to do unfulfilling, uncreative or unsatisfactory jobs, not even as the first step on a ladder. Alternatively, children in the worst schools learn from a complete lack of guidance and encouragement that they might as well stop trying and give up on life early.
 
Only in the best schools are children taught about the rewards of self-discipline, hard work and, of course, deferred gratification — that well-worn sociologists’ term for what distinguishes the aspiring middle classes from everyone else.
 
Putting aside pleasure for later and getting up early to study for exams or train for a sport, or starting as a gofer at the bottom of a company, is the only way to get on. Even then, it’s not a guarantee. But success in anything is impossible without it. Somehow, just getting out from under the duvet seems to be a big problem for young unemployed Britons. No one has obliged them to accept authority, or to do things they don’t enjoy in the hope of achieving better things later on.
 
The excellent BBC3 programme in which Williams appeared made this very clear. Given interesting work placements in the fashion trade, she and another girl at first feel positively insulted when told severely that they must turn up on time and do whatever they’re asked. “F****** dickheads,” says Williams.
 
But, rather movingly, both girls are soon turned around by inspiring employers. They suddenly discover the fun and self-respect that goes with work, even modest work; they find out that they are far from useless, as they’ve always feared. Williams gives up the attitudes of which she was publicly accused last week. All this makes it clear how much could have been done for these girls, and millions like them, earlier in their lives. Encouragement works.
 
Unfortunately, though, there are very few inspiring people around, either at school or later. Good mentors are in short supply. The harsh truth, politically speaking, is that while carrot is best, stick is often unavoidable. The coalition’s plans to get as many people as possible off incapacity and other benefits are a start. But what’s needed is more in the way of sanctions. Just having benefits withdrawn is not the same as being punished for knowingly ripping off other taxpayers.
 
A change of public attitude might also help. It often seems that many people have little idea of where government money comes from. If everyone truly believed that someone scrounging benefits was ripping off you and me and their own hard-working neighbours, then the old censoriousness might return. It is high time it did.
 
For too long, the better-off have been rather relaxed about scrounging, seeing it as the price of a civilised state. In fact, welfare scrounging is quite likely to help bring down this civilised state altogether. That’s the message of Stanley Clifton and Sorche Williams, those unlikely angels.
 

 
The GOS says: A lot of good sense here. We highlighted the paragraph about schools because we felt this was the key thing: our education system is faulty and must carry much of the blame for this sickness in our society.
 
Not that this is particularly new. The GOS became a teacher in 1966, and his first post was in a secondary modern school in the East End of London. By modern standards it was a decent school, discipline was, shall we say, acceptable and the majority of students worked well enough. But bearing in mind that these were children who had not been selected for grammar or technical schools, even the green and inexperienced GOS could tell that there was something wrong with the ambitions of many pupils: they really thought that they were going to go to university and become doctors, lawyers, top journalists, novelists and professional musicians.
 
They thought this because well-meaning teachers and parents had impressed them with the mantra that determination and hard work are the only keys to success, that despite the setback at 11-plus they were as good as anyone else, and they just needed to want it enough. And of course a lot of this is true: determination and hard work really do pay dividends, and loads of people who were not high-flyers at school have become tremendously successful in later life. The well-meaning adults were right, therefore.
 
But when reality set in as the GCE and CSE results were published, imagine the disappointment in many young hearts.
 
So where does this line of thought lead? Are we saying that children should not be encouraged? That would be unthinkable. Are we saying that the rigid social divisions of past centuries should be maintained? Heaven forfend. Are we saying that if success doesn't come easily, one should give up and take whatever dead-end job presents itself?
 
Of course not. But when teachers tell children that they are all naturally creative, that there is value in whatever crap they produce, they lie. True creativity comes from secure knowledge of the basics. When Johann Sebastian Bach was a little boy he used to copy out pieces of old music from his brother's library in order to find out how they'd been constructed. Only when he understood how his musical forebears had done things did he strike out and produce his own great and original music.
 
Sadly we live in a society that has lost sight of diligence. When you can become a rich, famous and important artist by cutting a cow in half and putting it in a glass case, why should anyone bother learning to draw?
 
And we've also lost sight of the pride one should take in a job well done. Did the sailors, coal miners, factory workers, engine drivers, ship-wrights and stevedores of the 19th and early 20th Centuries regard their jobs as "dead end"? No, they didn't. They were proud of what they did, they were jealous of their skills, and when their calling was threatened they were ready to stand up and be counted. OK, we don't have so much manufacturing industry these days, but what the hell's wrong with taking pride in being a really good shop assistant?

 

 
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