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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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You may have noticed that there hasn't been a lot of comment on Grumpy Old Sod about the 2010 parliamentary election. This is mainly because we are well aware that other people are writing about it with far more depth and perception than we could manage, so there doesn't seem much point.
 
Of course we have written many times in the past about the fact that our current electoral system is absurd and means there is no way we can describe ourselves as living in a democracy. We don't. Quite the opposite, in fact – we live in a country where the will of the people is the last thing any politician needs to worry about.
 
Look at the figures ...
 
1945 Labour (Attlee) won with 47.7% of the vote
1950 Labour (Attlee) won with 46.1% of the vote
1951 Conservatives (Churchill) won with 48% of the vote
1955 Conservatives (Eden) won with 49.6% of the vote
1959 Conservatives (Macmillan) won with 49.4% of the vote
1964 Labour (Wilson) won with 44.1% of the vote
1966 Labour (Wilson) won with 47.9% of the vote
1970 Conservatives (Heath) won with 46.4% of the vote
February 1974 Labour (Wilson) won with 37.2% of the vote
October 1974 Labour (Wilson) won with 39.3% of the vote
1979 Conservatives (Thatcher) won with 43.9% of the vote
1983 Conservatives (Thatcher) won with 42.4% of the vote
1987 Conservatives (Thatcher) won with 42.2% of the vote
1992 Conservatives (Major) won with 41.9% of the vote
1997 Labour (Blair) won with 43.2% of the vote
2001 Labour (Blair) won with 40.7% of the vote
2005 Labour (Blair) won with 35.3% of the vote
 
(In 1951 the Conservatives under Churchill won with 48% despite the fact that Labour won 48.8% of the vote but had 26 fewer seats. In February 1974 Labour under Wilson won with 37.2% of the vote against 37.8% for the Conservatives who nevertheless had 4 fewer seats).
 
In other words, in every single election since WW2 the majority of the electorate voted against the party that actually won. In what way is this democratic?
 
But this isn't what worries us.
 
What worries us is that there has been more public interest in this 2010 election than we can ever remember. Already politicians from all parties are voicing the idea that our electoral system needs overhauling, and it seems entirely possible that the LibDems' call for proportional representation might actually come to fruition some time soon. In itself this would be no bad thing, of course. But the idea that political parties might begin to take notice of public opinion is highly dangerous, because it will mean that they'll start to do stuff, and that's the last thing we need.
 
We have just experienced thirteen years of a government that really believed it was entitled to enact legislation to force people to live their lives in the way the government thought they should – social engineering, it has been called. In an unprecedented plethora of new laws, politicians have genuinely believed that it was their right to make us recycle, to cut our “carbon” emissions, to drive our cars in the way they wanted us to, to adopt or abandon the marriage customs they thought would be good for us. They appear to have deliberately manipulated immigration to their own ends. They have given away our rights as a nation to bureaucrats in Brussels.
 
They have interfered in our family lives, told us how to discipline our children, relieved us of the right to defend ourselves against attack and theft, placed limits on the free expression of personal opinion, tinkered with our attitudes to religion, restricted what we can take with us when we fly on holiday, interfered with our humour, lectured us through the captive media to make us believe in global warming, indoctrinated our children about homosexuality, race and the environment, and created specially favoured minority groups with rights to grab land and receive benefits that are not enjoyed by the bulk of the population.
 
In order to carry out their agenda of creating their own vision of a neo-socialist utopia they have spied on us in the streets and on the internet, tagged and labelled us in national databases like a herd of cows, taken our fingerprints and DNA just in case we might ever decide to commit a crime in future, and photographed and recorded our movements on the roads. All for our own good, of course. They tell us that if we have done nothing wrong then we have nothing to fear, when in fact they've got us all looking fearfully over our shoulders precisely because we've done nothing wrong.
 
This is what happens when you have a government that believes it has the right to shape society. This is what happens when public servants forget that their job is to serve the public. This is what happens when “belief” enters politics. “Belief” is our enemy. “Belief” will destroy us.
 
And that's what worries us about all this sudden public interest in politics. It's not our fault – as more and more parliamentary abuses have come to light it was inevitable that we would perk up and start taking notice. But heaven forfend that our new government, whatever colour or complexion it may be, should decide that it's actually got to do things.
 
We've been there. It's damaged our society more than we know. What we need is a government that will keep quiet and do as little as possible. A few parliamentary expenses are a small price to pay, just so long as they LEAVE US ALONE.
 

 
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