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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Rather extraordinary, the machinations of our leaders, the way prominent people and organisations build structures at our expense for the purpose of watching us, controlling us and penalising us - and all for their own benefit, one suspects.
 
It was revealed last week that the police aren't satisfied with enforcing the law in the way we all expect. Now they're getting into big business as well.
 
The Association of Chief Police Officers will earn millions from the 'retraining' of drivers caught breaking the speed limit. Britain's most powerful policing organisation has set up a private company to cash in on its own orders to send speeding drivers on retraining courses.
 
ACPO has told all police forces that from April hundreds of thousands of motorists should be sent on Speed Awareness Schemes rather than receiving penalty points and fines - and it has set up a new company which will earn millions of pounds running the only database that records which motorists are eligible for 'retraining'.
 
ACPO is already under fire after The Mail on Sunday disclosed that, despite setting police policy on everything from anti-terrorism to speed cameras, it is a private company - dubbed "Police Chiefs PLC" by the newspaper - with an annual income, mostly funded by the taxpayer, of £18million. Now it is set to earn an estimated £5million a year checking speeding drivers' eligibility for the national Driver Offender Retraining Scheme.
 
The work is being done by ACPO subsidiary company Road Safety Support (RSS). It will oversee a database that holds records on whether speeding drivers are disqualified from taking a retraining course because they had already taken one in the previous three years. According to the DVLA, this database was set up by the Government agency but in January 2008 was turned over to ACPO. Now RSS has the job of running the database and police forces will be charged £5 for each driver's details checked.
 
Last year 2.1million drivers were caught speeding in the UK. If only half qualify for a training course, the company will generate an income of more than £5million a year by checking their eligibility. RSS also makes money from around 30 police and local authorities running safety camera partnerships. This operation is expected to generate a turnover of £900,000 in its first year of operation. It earns this money by charging speed camera partnerships a percentage of the £110million Government grant each area gets to spend on road safety projects.
 
The speed camera managers are promised access to RSS's self-styled 'Dream Team' of experts to combat 'loophole lawyers' who get clients acquitted of offences on technicalities. But RSS lawyer Andrew Perry actually works for the Crown Prosecution Service and his work is already funded by the taxpayer.
 
Last night a CPS spokesman said: 'Andrew Perry is a Crown Advocate, employed by and paid by the CPS, who is seconded to work with Road Safety Support. RSS pay the CPS the full cost of this secondment.'
 
An ACPO spokesman said: 'ACPO is introducing speed awareness courses nationally. Driver Offender Retraining course attendance will … be held with the Police National Computer. Administration will be provided by RSS. 'The database administration charge is £1.50. It is proposed that this will increase to £5. RSS does not make profits and any surplus will be returned to road safety initiatives.'
 

 
The GOS says: Yes, and my Granny was one of the Spice Girls.
 
Basically, these police chiefs are profiting from law enforcement. I suppose if one thought for a moment that this money would filter down into the service and provide more bobbies on the beat, or more secretarial assistance for ordinary coppers, or even better police cars or something, one wouldn't mind so much although really law enforcement should be funded entirely by the state - properly funded, that is.
 
But that's not going to happen, is it?
 
And that's not to mention the basic fallacy underlying this story - that speeding drivers need retraining. While there are always a few stupid boy racers who take risks with their own and others' lives, the vast majority of people caught speeding are drivers who have simply mistaken or ignored the dictates of local authorities, who have the responsibility for deciding speed limits. These drivers simply disagree with the local council's idea of what constitutes a safe speed on a given stretch of road in the conditions prevailing.
 
So people who disagree with the state need "retraining". Hmm, now where have we heard that before? "1984", was it?
 
If we knew that speed limits were always put in place for the right reasons, and that sensible and reasonable decisions were being made about the level of those limits, and that the government's own guidelines on speed limits were being adhered to, we wouldn't object at all.
 
But we know that is NOT the case, don't we? We know that sometimes speed limits are put in place just to placate grieving parents of accident casualties who demand that something should be done. Sometimes the council and their advisors just play safe, and set too low a limit in case anyone accuses them of being soft on motorists. And, dare we mention it, sometimes limits and, more importantly, speed cameras are placed deliberately to maximise revenue.

 

 
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